svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

sorry:

I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

aww-yeah-words-and-shit:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R


OMFG JUNIOR IS SO BIG NOW

aww-yeah-words-and-shit:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

OMFG JUNIOR IS SO BIG NOW

mexicanaqueen:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

succulentsforever:

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succulentsforever:

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