me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.
imagine banana with any other vowel
WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
do you ever just get
that’s my friend
if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”